Welcome to Simon and Greg’s University of Proper Drinking.
Major courses include: introduction to drinking 101, drinking 102 (types of drinks), drinking 201 (perfecting the pour), drinking 202 (the binge & how to avoid it), drinking methods (research and discussion based course on marathoning), the history of alcohol, law 210 (drinking ages and legal restrictions), partying 301 (the house v. the bar), etiquette 301 (rules for drinking and partygoing), etiquette 305 A&B modules (the party foul), quantitative study analysis (sex ratios v. the size of the venue), senior research option 1 (production of hard alcohol), senior research option 2 (beer brewing), drinking 390 (field experience), drinking 391 (games & the physics of pong), drinking 399 (the home brew)
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