Animal House

So our house got broken into by the monkeys. Fuckers. We had a nice little stockpile of mangoes and avocadoes in our defunct kitchen and while we were at the center, the little devils somehow opened our loosely latched window and stole everything. Well not everything…Simon and I are brewing Pineapple beer. Luckily, we left it in Simon’s room and it seemed to be undisturbed. But oh my golly would it be hilarious to walk into a house full of drunk monkeys.